*holds tube of mascara between my teeth* maybe it’s a metaphor, maybe it’s maybelline
Let’s take this
and put it in
yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?
Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.
yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?
this eases the entire fuck out of my mind.
honestly all i remember from the day i saw s*lena g*mez live is my friend saying “this song so reminds me of this boy i like i’m gonna tweet the lyrics” and i said mhmmm because i knew she was tryna be sly and make it like there was a different boy but i straight up knew this bitch had a crush on her cousin
this is a religious experience
i feel awful because the members of one direction are so genuine and talented but they’re constantly being screwed over by the people who work for them and as a band they end up looking ridiculous from liam not apologizing for tweeting something offensive to a plagiarized music video they need to be handled better because the time will come when they can’t bank on their fame to get them out of things
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed